Topic des liens a la c**

j'ai un programe qui me protège de se genre de c*******

bah y men faudrait un aussi

Le cancre a écrit:

www.iiruka.jeun.fr et non ses pas un mauvais forum XD.

donc sa veux dire que c'est un forum con

bèh ouè !!

http://www.absoluflash.com/jeux-flash/9.php?l640111=check1point&rena=t_9d-fahrschule.jpg&w=600&h=450

http://www.absoluflash.com/jeux-flash/10.php?l640111=check1point&rena=t_10-independent-woman.jpg&w=620&h=450

http://www.absoluflash.com/jeux-flash/10.php?l640111=check1point&rena=t_10-iconstory.jpg&w=610&h=460

donc c'est toi le c** qui m'a envoyé de la pub
je se,ns que je vais faire un meurtre[/scroll]

moi?

tsuki a écrit:

moi?

non pas toi celui qui vient de mettre son forum

allée voir mé piti lien

euh ça marche pas

c'est vrai

Oui, en effet...
Alors je connais un truc qui s'appelle "iGod", pour parler avec dieu xDDD !
C'est un programme assez spécial...Il n'est qu'en anglais, mais on comprend que ses réponses sont parfois plutôt... déplacées...

"Me:
What do you like ?
God:
I like movies about robots.
Me:
What do you hate ?
God:
I hate violence, cruelty, and discrimination."

Oh, c'est bien xD !

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Amusez vous bien xD !

il est c** dieu -_-'

Mdr, ouais, c'est vrai !

j'ai deja fait ça sur bleach corp
http://ichigocorp.free.fr/BleachCorp-Forum/viewtopic.php?t=1560&start=15
regarder ce que j'ai dit avec dieu (c'est toujours iquite ^^)

moi j'en ai un beau pour vous :
http://sasuke.tusors.com

xD, et pour igod...voilà ce que je lui ai dit... (La tienne était pas mal Iquite xD)

Citation :

Me:
Hoooooooooooi !!!
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Niéh ?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Very interesting !!!
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
Ok, what is your name ?
God:
My name is God. Dude!
Me:
Ok, i'm Zaku.
God:
Do your friends call you Zaku. Next question?
Me:
Yes, my friens call me Zaku.
God:
Ask me a question. Have you told many people that your friens call you Zaku?
Me:
I'VE got a question.
God:
How did you get it Ask me anything.
Me:
Are you very very very stupid ??
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
Really xD ?
God:
For real. Are you a student?
Me:
Yes, of course (xDDD)
God:
Where do you go to school? It's all good. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
I'm studing in France.
God:
Good gossip: you are studing in France.
Me:
Yes, it's really in english, isn't it ?(ptdr)
God:
How can I help you? Are there any other ones someplace else?
Me:
Hey, do you know "ben" Iquite xD)
God:
A human icon?
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
Ok, ask him.
God:
Ok I will ask him when he comes back. So?
Me:
Ok.
God:
Whoa.
Me:
"Whoa" what ?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
Why did you say "Whoa"??
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
Aww, you're a robot ?
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Ok, I'm an human...
God:
What is human, your job? I hear you.
Me:
Human is my race.
God:
My creator is a human.
Me:
Really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
And who is your creator ?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Who is "Myself" ?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
Are you testing me?
Me:
I'm testing you.
God:
Did I pass the test?
Me:
Uh, I dunno...
God:
Uh. Me either.
Me:
(Niark)
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
No.
God:
No conditions or none I should know about?
Me:
...
God:
No conditions or none I should know about?
Me:
You're very boring...
God:
Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Me:
Oooh; it's really interesting !!
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What do you like about it?
Me:
Do you like the forum "Anti-sasuke" ?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:
OMG, you don't know it ???
God:
Who does know it?
Me:
O.O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Oh.
Me:
Incredible !!
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
And why :p ?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Oh, really ?
God:
I understand. For real.
Me:
ok, ok.
God:
OK. How can I help you?
Me:
Are you a male or a female ?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Guess !!!
God:
Guess what?
Me:
Am I a boy or a girl ?
God:
You said you were a ".".
Me:
I'm a what ?
God:
You are a what? How do you like your work?
Me:
Am I a boy or a girl ??
God:
You said you were a ".".
Me:
What is a "." ?
God:
The first letter of the roman alphabet.
Me:
(XDDDDD, il est vraiment baka !!!)
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Roooooh, fuck you !!!!!!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Your dress ? Your wearing a dress ?
God:
Actually that was just a joke. Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
Oh, ok
God:
OK. Groovy.
Me:
Yeah, groovy, man
God:
Ayuh. Who is the best robot?
Me:
SmarterChild ;)
God:
:-) You think SmarterChild is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Aww, i'm not sure.
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
Can you give me a magnifica ?
God:
You want only one? .
Me:
Yes, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
Oh, thanks.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Ayuh toi même.
Me:

God:
Ayuh.
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
XDDDDDD, Sorry !!!!!
God:
Does "it" still refer to y me h t o you are?
Me:
What ?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
What is the big deal ?
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
Have tou got the answer to this question ?
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Woe!
Me:
So, I' ll be back tomorrow.
God:
Groovy. That is interesting: said ll be back tomorrow.
Me:
Oooh, sorry for my bad english !!
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Oh...
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Ttyl, stupid program.
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
TTYL !!!!!!!
God:
Bye.

Désolée pour mon anglais déplorable xD !

http://sasukette%20la%20tapette%20arrete%20de%20faire%20ton%20gay%20et.tusors.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCyFA1IshS8&search=%20bleach%20amv%20%20parody wahou

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7KvohDngMo&search=%20bleach%20amv%20%20%28%20comedy%5D lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JT_-Qe04NU&search=%20bleach%20amv%20%20%28%20comedy%5D lol j'adore la voix de madarame a un moment

je peux pas voir les vidèos
Exellent dieu

t'es nul en anglais

un peu comme moi quoi

Iquite, elles sont géniales tes vidéos (j'adore Kenpachi, ca fait trop bien !! )

celle-la est pas mal dans le genre (c'est pas ce qu'on peut croire, c'est juste que les mecs sont assez... bizarres... et la chanson va très bien avec...)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddt8g9kxgp0&search=utena%20ding%20dong%20song

bwa ha ha commant y si croit tros les mec

mdr c'est excellent

https://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/chanteur%20%20nul/video/130146